3 July 2009

Humorous Conversations with Ash

Conversation #1 :

Ash :" Daddy, today Cameron use her water bottle to hit me."
Me : " Where did she hit you ?"
Ash : "Here." And she pointed to her hip.
Me : " Did you tell your teachers ?"
Ash " Yes, I tell Ms Elaine."
Me : " Then what did Ms Elaine say ?"
Ash : " Ms Elaine say if Cameron hit you, you hit her back with the water bottle."

Mummy and Daddy stared at each other and burst out laughing.

Conversation #2 :

Mummy was feeding Ash her dinner. This is usually a long-drawn affair. And sometimes, our arms and backs get tired from carrying the bowl in front of her face and leaning forward.
All of a sudden this evening, Ash said :" Mummy, I will be a good girl, I will come nearer today so that you won't be tired."

Conversation #3 :

On our way home this evening, as we were about to reach home, Ash started (with an angry frown on her face) - :

Ash : " I want to go back to Pat's Schoolhouse. "
Me : " Why ? We are almost home."
Ash : " I'm so angry with Cameron, I want to tell Ms Elaine Cameron hit me."
Me : " And what will Ms Elaine do ?"
Ash : " Ms Elaine will tell Cameron to stand in the circle and all of us will look at her !"

This part worries me a little as it appears to be sign that she can hold a grudge.